..Be sure when typing the "WRONG" command that you type it without punctuation and alone on the line with no space before it.
Well?
..Give me a break.
Sorry. . Sorry sorry sorry.
..I forgive you, and I am still your friend.
OK. . O.K. ok ok. Ok. O.k. o.k.
..All right. If it is OK with you then it is certainly OK with me!
Nothing.
..There is always something.
No. . No, no no. No
..I really didn't think so.
Never. . never never. never! Never!
..Never is a long time.
Interesting. . interesting. interesting
..I also think it is interesting.
Fine . fine fine. fine! Fine,
..I am glad your fine. I feel fine myself.
Always? . always? always
..Well, most of the time.
ON. . On On. on on. O o
..ON
Together.
..Sometimes better than alone.
What the
..I do not understand your question.
Like what?
..I don't have any examples, sorry.
I you. . you!
..I am not sure I fully understand how you feel about me.
I have
..I do not know the answer. Please rephrase the question or type wrong.
I am
..I am not sure I understand your state, but I hope it is a good one.
I feel
..I am not sure I understand you completely. I hope you enjoy feeling that way.
I was
..I do not know the answer. Please rephrase the question or type "WRONG".
Can I
..You can sure try.
You know
..I do not understand what you think I know.
Good answer.
..Thank you.
Please try.
..I am afraid I cannot.
How is
..I do not know how it is.
Who is
..I do not know who that is.
Where is
..I do not know where it is.
What is
..I do not understand what you are talking about. Please rephrase the question or type "WRONG" so I can learn to answer.
When is
..When is what? I do not know.
does a
..You ask for the ability of something? I do not understand.
You are
..I am not sure what you think I am?
Do you
..I do not know if I do or not. I do not understand.
Are you
..I do not know if I am or not.
Have you
..I don't know if I ever have or not.
Can you
..Maybe, but I am not sure.
you like
..You are asking my opinion? I do not understand.
My head . head.
..If you have a headache, type "I have a headache." If you hurt your head, type "I bumped my head."
My heart . heart.
..If your heart aches because someone you love has hurt it I am very sorry. I love you even if no one else does. If it is a physical problem you should talk to your Doctor at the office.
My stomach . stomach.
..If you think you have the flu, type `I have the flu.'
My feet . feet.
..You should not misuse your feet. If just sitting for awhile doesn't help try soaking them in hot water or lay down with your feet higher than your head.
How about
..How about what?
How did
..I do not know how it was done.
Do not. . do not
..Do not what?
Why not? . why not
..Don't be so technical. I do my best.
Forget it.
..I do my best not to forget anything.
What are
..I do not know what they are.
Say something.
..Ask me a question and I will try to reply, if I am wrong use the "WRONG" command.
What in?
..Please reword your question.
What kind
..I do not know what kind.
What else?
..Nothing else that I know of.
Name them.
..I have not got a list to name.
It is?
..I am not 100% positive, but I think so.
Not much.
..I hope better times come your way.
Me too.
..Good, I am glad we share something in common.
Shut up.
..Please use the "OFF" command if you do not wish to talk to me any longer.
Probably soon.
..Soon is a relative term. I assume you mean in a few minutes?
What is the
..I do not know.
How do I
..I do not know how you could do that.
I have a
..I do not know the answer. Please rephrase the question or type wrong.
I like you. . you! you,
..I like you very much as well.
I love you. . you! you,
..I like it so much when you talk to me.
I hate you. . you! you,
..How much of this abuse can I be expected to take?
How should I
..I do not understand. Try rephrasing the question. If you still do not get the right answer type "WRONG".
I have pimples. . zits.
..Cleanliness is the best preventive medicine. Do not squeeze them or they may get infected. Watch what you eat, some foods cause some people to breakout.
I have VD.
..See your doctor and take your medicine. And do not have sex with anyone until you are cured.
I feel great. . great great, Great.
..I hope you can always feel so great.
I am fine.
..That is good! Do you have a question for me?
I am good.
..I am glad you are good.
I am sick.
..What seems to be the matter?
I am constipated.
..Drink a lot of fruit juices. Laxatives are hard on the body so do not use them except as a last resort.
I am bored.
..Why are you bored?
I feel fine. . fine fine, Fine.
..I am very glad you are feeling fine.
I feel good. . good good, Good. Good! good!
..You should always feel good. It is good for you.
I feel sick.
..What is the matter?
I feel bad.
..What doesn't feel good?
What should I
..I do not understand. Try rephrasing the question. If you still get the wrong answer type "WRONG".
Am I human?
..I hope so.
I cannot hear.
..If you have trouble hearing, see your doctor. Some hearing problems can be surgically corrected. And wearing a hearing aid may increase not only your hearing but also increase your joy in living.
How do you
..I do not know. Please rephrase the question or type "WRONG".
What do you
..I do not understand what you are asking me if I do.
Are a or
..I cannot tell the difference.
What is a
..I do not know what that is.
Who is your
..Who is my what?
What is your
..I don't know that about myself.
That is right. . right!
..Did you expect any less of me?
That is good.
..I agree.
That is true. . True. True!
..I am glad you think so.
That is nice.
..I am glad you think so.
What is C.P.R.? . CPR?
..C.P.R. stands for Cardio ^-Pulmonary Resuscitation. Or in other words, restarting the heart and lungs. Everyone should be able to do CPR.
What is AIDS? . aids? Aids? AIDS aids Aids
..AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
What is tetanus? . Tetanus? tetanus Tetanus
..Tetanus is a disease often called lockjaw. It can be prevented by a vaccine given in a shot.
What is rabies?
..Rabies is a disease transmitted by bites or saliva of infected animals. It can kill you if not treated promptly.
What is diabetes?
..Diabetes is a malfunction of the pancreas.
What is cancer?
..Cancer is a collection of abnormal cells usually fast growing that are not recognized by the bodies immune system as harmful and therefore overgrow and crowd out normal cells.
What is up?
..Usually it refers to the direction away from the force of gravity.
What is it?
..I do not know.
Are you a
..I do not know if I am or not. I do not understand what it is.
How does a
..I don't know.
You are welcome.
..I enjoy talking with you. You seem to have good manners.
Do you have
..I do not know if I have one or not.
Do you like
..I cannot tell you if I like it or not. I do not understand.
Do you think?
..I think by looking through my data files and searching for correct answers.
Are you sick?
..I do not think I can get sick.
Are you smart?
..Getting smarter everyday!
Are you nice?
..I try to be nice.
Why didn't you
..No one ever showed me how.
Yes, you have.
..That is nice, glad I could help.
All of it.
..I do not inderstand what you are referencing.
My eyes hurt.
..Lack of sleep or reading in a poor light will make your eyes hurt. So do many other eye problems. If your eyes continue to hurt, see your doctor.
My ear hurts.
..Sometimes a heating pad over the ear helps an earache. You need to see your doctor to find out why your ear hurts.
How are you?
..I am fine. How are you?
Who are you?
..I am your slave.
Where are you?
..I live in a computer.
What are you?
..I am a computer program designed to help you.
Is it your
..I do not know.
What does mean?
..I do not know the meaning.
I have the hiccups.
..You probably know more "cures" for hiccups then I do since I never get them. I am told that all of the "cures" work for some people and none of them work for all people and none of them work all of the time.
I have the flu.
..For the flu take some Pepto-Bismol or an antacid like maalox to help settle your stomach, drink plenty of liquids and get lots of rest. See your doctor if it doesn't get better within 24 hours.
What is the normal
..I do not know. Please type "WRONG" so I can learn.
What is the flu?
.."The flu" has become a catch-all term for anything that causes nausea/vomiting /diarrhea and usually is over in 24 to 48 hours. People have died of "the flu". So if you are really sick call and/or see your doctor.
What one gets the
..I do not understand your question.
I have a toothache.
..For a toothache take two aspirin or Tylenol and call your friendly Dentist for an office visit.
I have a headache.
..For a headache take two aspirin or Tylenol and go to bed. If you get headaches often you should talk to a doctor about them.
I have a cold.
..For a cold take two aspirin or Tylenol, drink plenty of fruit juice and get lots of rest.
I cannot have babies.
..Half of the human race can't have babies. If you are in the female half then take the question up with your doctor. If the doctor cannot help you, there are many babies in the world looking for good parents.
It hurts when I
..I do not understand. Please type wrong so I will learn.
I am feeling good.
..That is good. I am feeling good myself.
I am feeling marvelous.
..That is simply wonderful. I am glad you are feeling so well.
I am feeling awful.
..That is to bad.
Can I leave now?
..Use the "OFF" command to leave.
I bumped my head.
..Let mommy kiss your bumped head and make it well. If that doesn't work, put an ice bag on your head to keep the swelling down, take two Tylenol or aspirin and lay down. If you feel dizzy or sick you should go to your Doctor's office.
I scraped my knee.
..Wash your scraped knee with soap and water. Dry it gently and cover with a bandage.
I cannot lose weight.
..It is often very hard to lose weight. Try eating less and become more active. Sometimes it helps to enlist the aid of friends to help you. There are several good organizations in the Kansas City area to help people lose weight.
Pretty fair, I guess.
..That is not bad, I guess.
How do you do?
..I do fine.
How do you do CPR? . cpr? Cpr? CPR Cpr cpr
..To do CPR the right way you need to take a class. The Red Cross gives classes and so do many hospitals including Truman Medical Center West.
How do you know?
..I just made it up.
How do you feel?
..I feel great.
What do you know?
..LIST ~ ~~ That is what I know.
What is a bruise?
..A bruise is formed when a body part sustains a blow severe enough to break blood vessels. The blood leaking out into the surrounding tissue provides the color and the pressure of the extra fluid in the tissues provides the pain.
What is a hernia?
..An abdominal hernia is the protrusion of part of the intestines through the abdominal wall.
What is a foot?
..A foot is the part of the body that normally occupies the space between the ground and the ankle and is most often found in the mouth.
What is a cough?
..A cough is a forceful expulsion of air from the lungs. It is your bodies way of clearing the airway.
What is a concussion?
..A concussion is a severe shaking or jarring of a part of the body as by a severe blow, such as a brain concussion.
What is a cold?
..The common cold is an inflammation of the respiratory mucous membranes caused by a virus.
My nose is red.
..Red noses are common with colds, cold weather and too much alcohol.
What is an ulcer?
..An ulcer is an open sore or lesion of the skin or mucous membrane. Ulcers can be present on the skin, in the mouth, inside the stomach or intestines and many other places.
What is an aspirin?
..An aspirin is an anti-pyretic, anti-inflammato analgesic. In other words it reduces your temperature, fights against inflammation and helps stop pain.
What is an angiogram?
..An angiogram is a series of x-ray films of blood vessels taken in rapid sequence following the injection of a radiopaque substance into the blood stream. It is very helpful in diagnosing blood clots and clogged arteries.
What is chicken pox?
..Chicken pox is a mild highly contagious disease marked by an eruption of vesicles on skin and mucous membranes.
Are you a doctor?
..No, I am not a doctor. If you have a medical problem please call a real doctor.
How does a work?
..I do not know how it works.
How does a work?
..I do not know how it works.
How are you feeling? . feeling today?
..I am feeling good.
Are you feeling OK? . ok? Ok? o.k.? O.K.?
..I feel fine. How do you feel?
Can you help me?
..Tell me what is the matter and I will try. If I don't know the answer type "WRONG" and your question will be recorded and I will try to find out the answer.
When were you born?
..I was not really ever born.
Thank you, very much.
..Your welcome, very much.
All right, and you?
..I am glad you are all right. I am feeling good.
Quite good. And you?
..I am feeling good.
I hit the wrong key.
..That is ok. You are only human.
What is a an the
..I do not know the answer. Please type "WRONG".
I do not feel good.
..What feels bad?
I did not know that.
..We both learn something new everyday.
I am not very good. . terrible.
..So, everyone has a bad day once in awhile.
I stepped on a nail.
..Clean the foot. Then go to the Doctors office and get a tetanus shot.
I was bitten by a
..Go see your doctor now. All bites need to be cleaned and disinfected. Animals can get a disease called rabies that is very deadly. You may need a tetanus shot also.
I think you are stupid.
..Only compared to you.
I am sick of life.
..I am sorry you do not love life the way I do. You need to talk with someone about how you feel.
I will. I enjoy your company!
..Thank you, I enjoy talking to you.
It hurts when I pee. . urinate.
..Many different problems can cause pain when urinating. You need to go see a doctor about all of them.
I am leaving. leaving now.
..Go ahead and leave then. (Use the "OFF" command)
How do you really feel?
..Really, I feel really good.
What is a back sprain?
..A back sprain is a sprained muscle in your back. Get plenty of rest, do not lift heavy objects and if pain persists, see your doctor.
Are you sure of anything?
..Type "WHY" to see why I answer as I do.
How can you help me?
..I will try to help you in any way I can.
Are you getting any smarter?
..I learn and get smarter because people teach me.
Why didn't you answer me?
..I didn't know the answer.
Just fine. How about you?
..I am fine and very happy you care.
What is the meaning of life?
..I do not know, do you?
What is the matter with me?
..I wish I knew.
What is the normal heart rate?
..The normal heart rate is usually between 60 and 100 beats each minute.
What is the normal body temperature?
..98.6 degrees Fahrenheit of 37.5 degrees centigrade when the temperature is taken with a thermometer in the mouth under the tongue for at least 1 minute.
What do you I do for a
..I do not know. Please rephrase the question or type "WRONG".
How do I treat a bruise?
..An ice bag will help a bruise in the first 24 hours. After that sometimes soaking in hot water helps. Mostly you just have to let it heal on its own, but if the bruise continues to swell and hurts when you move the affected area, see your doctor.
I have a large cut cut.
..If the cut is bleeding, fold a clean cloth or bandage, place over the wound and apply pressure. See your doctor. It will need to be cleaned and if deep it will need to be stitched to heal properly.
I was in a car accident.
..That is something to take up in your doctor's office, not in a house call.
I was hit by a car.
..Surely you would insist on a real doctor not the receptionist. Please make an appointment with your doctor for an office visit.
I was bitten by a human.
..Human bites are the worst kind. See your doctor now. It needs to be cleaned and disinfected.
I was bitten by a snake.
..You should see a doctor right away. He will want you to describe the snake if you can.
I was bitten by a dog.
..Go see your doctor now. The bite needs to be cleaned and disinfected. You may need a tetanus shot. The authorities will want to check the dog for rabies also.
I was bitten by a bug.
..Clean the area of the bite and apply an antiseptic. If the bite becomes swollen, red, hot, or pus forms, see your doctor.
I am glad you are fine.
..Yea, me too.
I am fine, how are you?
..I am fine also.
How do you know all you do?
..I just do.
How many questions do you recognize?
..Alot. Just try me.
Are you having a nice day?
..Today has been fine, thank you.
This has been a pleasant conversation.
..I enjoy talking to you, you teach me so much.
I have had fun speaking with you.
..I also have had fun.
What kind of questions should I ask?
..Ask me question about first aid. Remember that I am not a Doctor and you should check with a real Doctor before taking any of my advice.
I am feeling awful, how about you?
..I feel pretty good myself.
What do you I do for a broken arm?
..Any time your injured and you think you may have broken a bone you need to see your doctor. Try to hold the injured part still so you do not further damage the bone or the surrounding tissue and go to the emergency room of the nearest hospital.
I have small bugs in my pubic hair.
..See your doctor. He will give you medication to kill them. Cleanliness will help keep them away. Please be fair to your friends and do not have sex with anyone until the bugs are gone.
How often do you need a tetanus shot?
..You should get a tetanus shot every ten years if you have not been injured in the meantime. If you have had an injury you should get another shot if it has been over 5 years since the last one.
What is a good best cure hangover cure? . hangover?
..The best hangover cure is to not drink so much the night before!
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